The Invincible Iron Man #500.1

High tech drunks are the most fun!

The consensus is in! Invincible Iron Man #500.1 was kind of boring...which is too bad because the issue cost $3. I could have used that money on a Trader Joe's salad. They're so cheap!

"Boring", you say in an inquisitively mocking voice. Yeah! I think the story could have been much better. So what would I have done?

Well, you could keep the whole first part of the story where Tony is explaining his life and his decisions in life, but at the very end the panels should widen and pull back on the scene to reveal that Tony has fallen off the wagon and is super drunk speaking to a bunch of people in the lobby of a Triple A (AAA) office. A worker then walks up to Tony and says, "Mr. Stark, your vehicle registration papers are all set on your new "thing in your chest powered" car. Tony throws down his bottle of XX (Dos Equis) and asks the reader, "Now, who would like to take a ride with the most interesting man in the world?"

The comic of the day just got freak'n awesome. You're welcome.